The proper quotes would be:

The goddamn dress switched to white/gold for me and then back to the blue/black I saw so many years ago!

Breath of the Wild is now the best-selling Zelda game of all time, with ... more than a million on Wii U

How?!

“Borin in 1923"

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It’s not age. At 38, I’m probably older than you are, yet I like watching Let’s Plays on Youtube. I enjoy Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Jim Sterling (though he’s more of a critic, but does do some gameplay), Scott Manley, MatPat, the list goes on...

... but wait... since horniness comes with puberty... and puberty is synonymous with maturation... wouldn’t being horny be mature? :D

This sprang into mind immediately

Not sure on how both parties get an entangled particle, but I’d assume they’d have to be in close proximity to one another to entangle them, so yes, physical delivery. Probably not something you could entrust FedEx to do, though.

Good enough

Fun fact: when I was a kid, I always thought people were saying “Pre-Madonna”

Oh shit... I think I got an aneurysm just trying to keep track of where the player’s been.

Here’s a fun fact: I had CrashPlan installed on my Windows Home Server 2011 machine backing up all my photos and anything else I deemed backup-worthy.

Just FYI: QoS only works if every router in the path from source (you) to destination (wherever in the internet) supports it and is configured to prioritize all the same traffic, which they won’t be. Basically, once your traffic leaves your router, it’s in the Wild West.

It would be interesting to know how the Switch handles being taken out of the dock if the dock has a USB Ethernet adapter on it. Because in that case, removing the Switch from the dock also removes the network interface, which means the system should clear out all sessions and kill your online game. I think at the…

Hate to be that guy, but I’m tired and a little drunk... Cat5/6 is the specification of the cable, not the connector, so you’re not going from USB A to Cat 5/6, you’re going from USB A to RJ-45 Female

I have Momence.

“Person X is now doing Thing Y in the sky” is usually a metaphor for death. Is Sean Spicer dead?

My son plays and ruins my shit too. Just manually save before handing it over to him. Autosaves don’t overwrite a manual save. When he’s done, load your save and voila, back to pre-child.