It's like the running of the bulls: you're just asking for grievous injuries.

Now I want that crapstastic chocolate-caramel-and-peanut flavor in my mouth and the rush of sugar pumping through my bloodstream. Snickers is the only (crap) chocolate bar that I like.

Why can't i give you thousands of stars!?

My Logitech Harmony Hub has taught me that using a smartphone as a remote sucks and is no replacement for the real thing.

It took your mom several minutes because she was going back and forth on whether or not to say "wars" or "trek."

I've built a lot of furniture from a lot of different manufacturers in my day and I have to say, IKEA has their shit together when it comes to the best possible customer experience when building furniture.

No, no no... William H. Macy has a bit of a Mark Hamill thing going on...

The city just radiates charm!

C:\$RECYCLE.BIN\XBONE

Much of the world is actually far ahead of the US when it comes to internet access. Japan included.

The whole "free of charge" bit kind of confuses me. I was fully expecting hefty price tags for pool and toddler DLCs

Wash day tomorrow... nothing clean, right?

1080p is not impossible on the Wii U. To do 1080p you need 16MB frame buffer, the Wii U has over 32MB available as fast RAM.

CPU cores and loud fans don't make games automatically more fun. I wish more people realized this fact.

Do graphics make the game more fun?

The Wii U is more similar in architecture to the XB360, so devs used to the 360 probably have an easier time wrapping their heads around the Wii U than they do the PS3.

Wind Waker HD isn't "nice," it's fuckin' fantastic!

Same here. I considered a PS4, but came to the realization that all the games and types of games that interested me for the PS4 and Xbox One were also on PC. Only the Wii has truly compelling games and exclusives. Plus, off-topic play is a must, as I can't always monopolize the TV with a wife and kids.

There was lag. You can't avoid lag across the internet, regardless of what kind of protocols you use. I bet there was at the very minimum about 50-100ms of lag.

Blah blah blah customization