Wait... people still expect online games to work flawlessly at launch without server crashes, disconnects and/or lag?

I would have been killed by this thing. I would have been laughing too hard to move out of the way.

White girl hurt! Team WhiteKnight ASSEMBLE!

The only problem being that windows are rarely ever held into place by a man. The guy's thrashing sure makes a lot of noise, but most of the impact is being absorbed by his red sweater-wearing assistant.

That's some Kerbal Space Program-level shit right there.

What I find most irritating is being disconnected after the idle timeout... from a solo game...

What an ugly fuckin' ring.

omfg that's so weird!

Sony calls it "value for the customer."

It's really obvious: The money is going to EA, not to Sony. Sony will bring out an identical subscription service, but since the cash is going to Sony, it will be full of all kinds of "value" for the customer.

That may be the reality, but the marketing suggests otherwise, and that's what this article is about: the impression that certain consoles are marketed towards certain demographics.

It matters if one console only gets games that interest dudebros and the other console gets games that only interest weebos.

I don't get it.

This is definitely stupid and frivolous, but still, it's 2014. 1080p or GTFO.

I like how the spotlight followed him down and pointed right at his face as he was lying there convulsing.

So.... it's Unreal Tournament? I mean, I'm all for that, but all this has been done before under that name.

It's only a name. Deal with it.

Wondering why EA's new Netflix-like Access program is on Xbox One and not PlayStation 4? Well, for starters, Sony doesn't think it's any good for their customers.

"I was told by the director to pronounce it closer to English," Watanabe is quoted by Sponichi as saying. "But that was completely detestable, and I refused."