Wouldn't it be more difficult to grip of it were thick?

Except they called the display in the note 4 the "best mobile display." iPhone 6 is best LCD, note 4 is best OLED and best overall. So much for them being shills.

For example, the iPhone 5s can process AES at around 850 megabytes per second, far faster than any commercial wireless or storage tech. AES MT gets processed at 1.6 gigabytes per second.

Wait... people still expect online games to work flawlessly at launch without server crashes, disconnects and/or lag?

This is a total ripoff of the Dead Island trailer.

Private video is private.

Seriously. Perfect use of the meme.

Despite how edgy and "punk rock" U2 thinks burdening millions of iPhones with its latest album was,

For modern CPUs, encryption and decryption is super fast, because they have built-in hardware acceleration. So no, encryption will not impact performance in any meaningful way on a smartphone.

This is news to you?

And you know how everyone became livid at the sudden influx of extra Bono?

But wait... if Apple Pay is supposed to replace your wallet with your phone, but you put a wallet case on your phone... do the two negate each other's very existence when they come into contact?

Wallet in your front pocket? Blasphemy!

If you live in the dark ages and get charged per kilobyte of data, then yeah.

THAT's why Apple decided to introduce a 128 GB iPhone. They saw this ad and thought "holy shit, people are gonna need a lot of storage space to save all those GIFs in their chat histories!"

"Misc"

Anroid? No thanks. I'd rather have a phone that's worth something after being used for 2 years.

I would have been killed by this thing. I would have been laughing too hard to move out of the way.

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