That's a penis

Unfortunately that line wouldn't do anything. :) It would just produce:

"Shapiro"

Linda: (Sighs) Sir, this is Florida. We have a lot of interesting names here.

Last name Crane? Denny Crane!

Wasn't it Genghis Khan who said that?

Some say he was by a cuckold.

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Ubisoft's best wasn't good enough for some fans, however. Before Hutchinson's comments were first published, many gamers disappointed with the company's earlier statements about Assassin's Creed: Unity had already taken to Twitter with the hashtag #womenaretoohardtoanimate in a widespread effort to call bullshit on…

What stopped them? Hutchinson said it was "purely a workload issue." The team didn't have a "female reader for the character" at its disposal, nor did it have "all the animations in place."

Don't forget the gold plated connectors for maximum conductivity!

Probably. But it's probably all professionally installed by the facility management for customers who don't ever touch their equipment. (cables tied up and stored away nice and neat, everything uniform, etc.. etc..)

Actually now that I think about it, if you jumped, you'd still be moving sideways relative to the entire structure (preservation of momentum and all that), so you'd collide with the "ground" again, but it would probably feel pretty weird to jump inside that thing...

Wait... it's not real gravity, so if you jumped, you'd be fucked

This is what a data center looks like.

Well, if things were analogous, we wouldn't need analogies to try to explain them, right?

Some opponents, however, say the criminal effect of decriminalizing marijuana won't be felt for several years

If only data centers were actually that quiet.

Everything we see in the sky is "looking into the past."