And I don’t accept Fiorina’s premise that she is even vaguely qualified to be a shift supervisor at Taco Bell, let alone president.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Bitch can take SEVERAL seats. “Racist to whites” isn’t a thing, because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power. It’s 2016, and there’s frankly no excuse for such self-indulgent ignorance. She can come back once she reads a damned book: preferably, Ta-Nehisi…

“On the road today I saw a Deadhead Barbie in a Cadillac (SUV)”

I can make all the ingredients for a burrito too. But, sometimes I want my burrito now, not 16 hours from now.

I bet you his “fucking face” is even worse.

Hi. Why do you continue to refer to them as “Armed militia”? They are white men armed to the teeth and have taken over government property. Illegally. They are not a “militia” and you, and everyone, knows this bit of information. What is the guideline you are following that requires (?) you to refer to them with that…

“Kenan is possibly my best friend on the show,”

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

This is very near me. Before people jump to say, “Oh my god, MORE religious liberty nonsense?” this is actually quite a different situation. This area is almost always a mess; DC traffic is already a nightmare, but we have a lovely convention center into which tens of thousands of people pour into weekly on top of it.

So does this actually try and copy a Native American design or have you guys just decided that anything with feathers is cultural appropriation?

That thing is moop-y as hell and not at all appropriate for Burning Man.

I wish I was as high as you are right now

Well, if they fought to the death, one could argue that we would all win.

When poors do it it’s called “cuddling to share warmth”

It’s a bummer that you mistakenly feel like people can only care about one thing at a time AND that you think animals are merely some sort of Cartesian clockwork tool you can dispose of when they are no longer “useful.” I see your smug self-righteousness and raise you an “I think your callous disregard for life is…

a.) It is, in fact, possible to care about more than one thing at a time. I am absolutely outraged by police brutality and murder of persons of color. Way more outraged by that than this cat. That doesn’t mean I don’t think it is also fucked up that a vet would hunt stray cats for sport w a bow and arrow and post…

Here’s the thing: The Independent Spirit Awards are happening as we speak, and that’s no more diverse than the Oscars. Patricia Arquette, JK Simmons, Richard Linklater, all winners thus far; Julianne Moore will probably win, as will Michael Keaton. Nightcrawler has won a couple of awards already. CitizenFour won as…

I'm not going to suggest that institutionalized racism isn't a huge fucking problem. Denzel not winning for Malcolm X and Spike Lee not even being nominated when even people who dislike his politics have to admit he's a motherfucker of a director come to mind.