Someone please build a wall around him to protect him from 2016. Kate Bush too.

Yes I have absolutely been against the EC since the 2000 Election scarred my view of democracy. And the fact the the EC has put a grossly unqualified, unexperienced, racist, ignorant, mysoginist, orange lump into office only magnifies my view many, many times over. If the EC had put someone like Paul Ryan, or nearly…

No, then we may as well have a country run by NY and CA. The whole point of the electoral college is so the coastal population centers don’t run roughshod over the rest of the country. It gives that little guy a voice. You may not like it but the whole “we’re more equal than you” leaves a very bad taste in my mouth.…

Which is probably why the Nobel Prize for Harmonica went to my neighbor Shady Pete. Bob’s lucky the committee threw him that “literature” bone, since he couldn’t win for the category where his heart is.

At least open carry is safe! Just glad to know, as a doughy white boy with nerdy glasses and a lame hairdo, I can still intimidate strangers in public by prominently displaying my firearm right next to my belt-clipped cell phone!

I always get in trouble for saying this, but I don’t think Jennifer Hudson is a good actress at all. At ALL. I think she has an amazing voice, but I didn’t think she was that great in Dream Girls (other than singing) and she was downright terrible in the Sex and the City movie. I just don’t think this is a snub. It…

Tammy Duckworth

No. And I am going to answer this with a quote from the article.

This analogy is bad. We “need” hospitals. We don't have hospitals to make money while exploiting humans while also engaging in some humanitarian efforts with the profits.

They come from a long tradition of brutal exploitation, so many people do not trust this new raison d’etre.

I am 100% confident that my husband doesn’t even know what is a tinder. He’s like a 65 year old man trapped in a 33 year old’s body. But with the 65 year old’s jeans.

You might think you are sooo clever pointing this apparent redundancy but you have clearly overlooked the fact that the entity commonly known as “Ted Cruz” is actually a poorly fitting leather sack filled in equal measure by the sentient tangled masses of grubs and maggots governed by two distinct hive-minds. Maggot…

Something else to remember about Limbaugh; he, too, talks to a little man named “Tony” who resides somewhere in his mouth blowhole.

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

The five year old girl I nanny is obsessed with whether a girl or boy is singing the song on the radio in the car. If it’s a girl she then asks if it’s Taylor Swift or Katy Perry because she can’t fathom that there are more than two female musicians.

When something is that ingrained within your upbringing it is very, very difficult to escape. If “just leaving” was that easy, no one would stay with abusive spouses or remain in contact with abusive parents.

I am so torn about this. The girls (Jill, Jessa, and the other kids) have very few options open to them going forward because they were raised in a cult and are taught to be subservient and that their own beliefs and wants don’t matter. With no real options, I can’t really begrudge their doing this and I just hope…

Hilary Clinton, champion of LBGT rights gives thanks to Nancy Reagan, savior of the AIDS epidemic!

I understand that this quotation has been taken out of context; and, in context, it is much better.