DiCapRihO is better than RihCaprio

Will Smith says Jaden Smith only owns one pair of shoes. Very Humble. [Dlisted]

And he's the only one who is the only songwriter on his own song. I'm always surprised that doesn't matter to more people.

It's certainly the "rillest."

"Hey, my eyes are up here. Just kidding. Please look at my tits."

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

Although there's a field of five in the directing and writing categories, and a field of 9 for Best Picture, there are three real contenders for the best film this year: "Boyhood," "Birdman" and "Grand Budapest Hotel."

Right?

I could never deny or diminish my love for NPH and DB but...yeah.

I'm not totally comfortable with this article.

3 million is right in that lottery curse sweet spot. Enough to think you're set without being enough to constitute actual fuck you money.

Meh. I expected worse

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

"fate made him act like shit." Listen, troll, I hope you're as generous with me when I punch you right in the fucking golf ball that encases the garbage that you call your brain. It will be Fate acting through me.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

Kardashian kontroversy in Kansas

This is what I mean about most of the distaste for Kardashian and Co. being rooted in misogyny. So she made a sex tape and you disapprove. She should be doing "respectable things." She then turns around and does "respectable things" nearly a decade out from said sex tape and now you can't support her ventures because…

Am I the only one who found that vintage Taco Bell commercial a little... arousing?

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.