I just hope this movie has a happy ending.

Cornell people name drop like a motherfucker. Boston and MIT folk say "I wen to college in Boston."

What a bunch of cuties!

Eye merkins?

The strangest/rudest OKC message I ever received went something like this:

The woman in the blue shirt in the background does not look like she's amused by Gangsta Day. She's wearing a shirt with a puggle on it!

David Lynch was fucking awesome in Louie

"Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?"

I guess where I'm stuck on this issue is based on who Chelsea is and her "crime." If a known murderer and rapist wanted hormone therapy and gender reassignment surgery (and that's where this case is going) while in prison, then I would be like "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."

It's Uncle Jessie!

Only 56% of the football players are from NC. I guess this is relevant because UNC only accepts 18% out-of-state students, so it's particularly difficult to get in as an OOS student. State taxes are funding barely literate student athletes greatly disproportionate to the student population? Yikes.

Oh my god...

"If someone had access to little or none of those things, and still got an A-, sorry that means they are 3 times more intelligent and talented than you."

Bill Murray hit on my friend years ago. He said she was handsome!

Of most obese states, that is.

No offense to Alabamians here, but dude, Alabama is not in the top 10? This amazes me.

That probably does play into it. Also, people in colder states tend to be leaner because their metabolisms rev up to keep their bodies warm (or something like that). Add fun outdoorsy stuff that Colorado is known for and you've got yourself a healthy state.

I'm stuck thinking of Oprah's bountiful bosoms now. Great.

That's true to a degree. Rick Famuyiwa's films are fairly mainstream and don't really fall into those two categories. But of course I struggle to think of other examples at the top of my head...

...maybe :)