I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.

No

Exactly. The whole “tip treasure hunt” thing just stinks of “sing for your supper, peasant.” Marie Antoinette’s like, “Damn! Wish I’d thought of that.”

Joke’s on them. I just use one of my socks.

Evergreen:

He lost all that weight but he’ll always be a big fat zero.

Perez Hilton can fuck right off.

Her story utterly breaks my heart. She wanted comparatively little. She wanted to be loved, and she wanted to sing. And as soon as there was money to be had, everyone around her, from her treacherous dad who spun her story into reality TV cache for himself, to that bastard of a BF/husband/divorcee who introduced Amy…

Blerg.

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

Re Solution Two, does anyone else find that quite often the appetizer section of the menu is just plain more intriguing and delicious-sounding than the entrees section? I order two (or sometimes even three!) appetizers instead of an appetizer and a main all the damn time.

Well, he didn’t do well in a show scripted by Kurt Sutter.

If you’re not trained, and if you have a criminal disposition—a violent disposition—it can be turned into a killing machine.

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

Do you have a story to share?

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

John Mahoney’s impromptu dinner date with Olympia Dukakis in Moonstruck. Two great character actors in a timeless scene. Just lovely.

Annnnnd...... you would imagine incorrectly. The show was fine and I watched, but the book is superior, particularly in atmosphere.