As a customer, I don’t really care. Take it, don’t take it, do what you want.

Loved your story but have to chime in just because of the “Fuck Salvation Army” thing. In 2008 during the recession, I was laid off and bills started piling up. No one was hiring and unemployment wasn’t enough to cover everything. After a couple months of being behind on my electric bill, I received a shut off notice…

It’s your brother? Just whack him with the grill tongs and then punch him in the throat. He’ll learn.

HE SAVE BREAD!!!!!

This episode was absolutely awesome, and it hit me like a brick that one of the underlying major themes of the show is the redemption of Jamie Lannister.

I work in film and tv, so I have surreal encounters with celebrities almost every day, but nothing tops my first brush with celebrity greatness. Fair warning: I am an old, so those of you born after 1985, or who have never watched Turner Classic Movies or 60s sitcoms may have to do some Google searching. It’s 1984 and…

I saw Sir Mix A Lot buying egg rolls at a local Thai restaurant in my hometown. That’s all I got. 

When I was about 15, so maybe 1996(?), I was in Florence, Italy at the height of summer. I was a chubby, out of shape teen, and had just climbed a truly epic set of stairs to the top of some famous building. I was sweating as only a chubby American with a 12-minute mile time in gym can do, and gasping for air. The…

The monarchy will be overthrown. Westeros will become an anarcho-syndicalist commune with the leader of each great house taking turns as sort of an executive officer. All the decisions of that officer must be ratified by a council of representatives from each house by a simple majority in the case of purely internal…

In case you were wondering whether tacky minimalism was possible  

I raise my monogrammed thermos in a ‘cheers’ to your comment.

Frankly I think Emily will be better off if she does get ditched by these clicky bitches.

This one’s unlikely to make anyone’s list of the top ten Billions episodes when all is said and done

Oh my God, a job where you only work eight hours, including lunch. And all the hours are consecutive. And nobody can send you an urgent-flagged email at 9 PM Friday and expect you to stop fucking your partner/watching Game of Thrones/huffing glue to respond.

Maybe enduring 1980's fashion was worth it?

For $1 Billion dollars, and all the evidence that she escaped a total loser, I wish Linda well on her future as Queen I Don’t Give A Fuck

Billy Porter has already won the night.   

Every time I see a picture of Elizabeth Holmes I keep thinking, “She looks crazy enough to stab someone just for the lulz...”

I am currently in the midst of my most complicated lie ever. It’s actually a pack of lies and I’m weaving a tangled web. I’m going to Paris soon to celebrate a milestone birthday year for my spouse and myself. I am surprising him with our kids who will meet us there. One of them we haven’t seen in a year. So plane…

I’d been fairly brutally dumped after a 12 year relationship and my general feelings of self worth and sexual allure were at an all-time low. After the requisite drunken support from my very excellent friends it was time to venture into online dating. Having spent all my twenties in a relationship, casual sex was an…

A few years back I moved to small town in western NY to be closer to family and, bored as hell, started using tinder. At one point I matched with a local librarian close to my age and after chatting for a week she invited me to come over.