I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

He always looks like in a back room his family being held hostage and if he doesn’t convince the press to agree with his boss his youngest child is going to take the first bullet. Just sweaty and shifty and way too desperate.

He also retweeted an Onion video about himself.

Looks great. Too bad I’m never seeing it. I’m not giving a penny to Susan Sarandon as long as she lives.

None of them know that Planned Parenthood can help them even though they have penises, because they can use them to pee in a little cup and have some tests run to see if they have any ghastly sexually transmitted diseases or infections . . . you know, should something like that happen to be a cause for concern?

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

I think it’s lovely. Too bad it’s just enclosing empty space.

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

How about we just give women a pass and let them wear whatever they want without ripping on them at all? I hate this “tradition” of analyzing everything women wear whilst letting men wear whatever with no comment.

Fuck Perez Hilton.

So a man goes over to another man who he believes raped a woman and still congratulates him. FUCK ALL THESE ASSHOLES and fuck the patriarchy. I hope Trump will be the one to kill it once and for all.

Wow, no. Hell or High Water was fantastic. Great acting, incredible cinematography, amazing script, solid score. I will say I think Ben Foster deserved the Best Supporting Actor nod more than Jeff Bridges, but it wouldn’t have surprised me if they’d submitted him for Best Actor. And that’s not to take away from…

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

I go back and forth, because on one hand, wow he’s hot. On the other, he really looks like Falcor. He’s hot, human Falcor.

As soon as Rory said she was pregnant, I told my husband “So Logan is the new Christopher and Jess is the new Luke?”