Duct tape.

Late season harvest.

Wow. If you wish to be delicate you could simply withdraw from his touch and if anyone says anything just say that you’ve had a cold and don’t want to spread anything. Or if you’re my kid I would have you tell mom that she should tell her creeper brother to keep his fucking hands to himself or you will him to. That…

I don’t recall Lorelai being so insufferable and me-me-me before

One of the things I did like was Emily kept the same maid for over a year and she even welcomed the maid’s extended family into her house. That’s character growth in and of itself.

I didn’t appreciate the abrupt Soprano’s-style jump to black. There was no fade, no slow aerial zoom out, no ending music. Just abrupt jump to credits and no finality to anything going on in Rory’s life.

What’s the message of her book? Does she finish it?
Where does she live?
Who does she end up with?
What job does she…

Cool story, Lena. Hope your Oppression Olympics Thanksgiving comes with medals tonight.

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

As someone who has read her book it’s more like years of indoctrination and damaging emotional abuse that started when she was a teen. So try again.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

because the only way to stop the constant flow of my tears is to quickly distract myself with laughs - if anyone knows how the toilet paper was dispensed in the men’s room, please keep it yourself.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

This is going to sound strange, even to my own ears, but I’ve been too distressed/depressed to drink this week.I have plenty of booze in the house, but it’s gone undrunk. Maybe drinking mass quantities of alcohol alone in bed is a little taboo even for my taste, because the fact that I’ve spent a lot of time that I…

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

I bet you know who Rita Ora is though.

Also Jeffrey+Ina are my marriage goals.

Reverse mermaid

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

There’s so much douche here, it makes me mad.