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“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

Though I certainly understand why he chose not to, I honestly wish Biden had run- and please don’t take that as anti-Hillary, because I have a lot of faith in her. But I often think that Biden would not only wipe the floor with Trump, but do it in such an all encompassing policy and straight-talk smackdown way that

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

And now, your Friday feels:

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

I thought the black guy who asked how Trump would be a President for everyone got the shaft of the night. Trump responded by talking about violence in inner cities. Not all black people live in the inner city you racist asshole!

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Jess “Shit Together” Mariano is number 1, always and forever. He was always my favourite even without his shit together. And he was the only one who really got Rory, in my opinion. I’m putting bets on it now, they’ll end up together in the new episodes.

#neverdean

I can deal with anything else as long as this is true.

I hope that all of the new episodes are in the style of “A Film By Kirk.”