Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Sorry to be “that person” at the party, but I can’t get onboard with mocking this kid. Her convicted criminal parents have forced her to be on tv since she was little, I can’t help but pity her.

I mean, should he even be embarrassed about that? Pretty much every boyfriend I’ve ever had wants his ass played with/fingered.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Bethany Franklin is a blithering moron .

Dear Bethenny Frankel, did you know that the US has no official language? Did you know that until the mid 19th-century, half of the US was, in fact, Mexico? Did you know that if you so choose to shop at the democratically priced Kmart, you may, in fact, run into people outside your expected wealthy white housewives…

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

This makes me sad that a website for grown women is following the rest of the media in fetishizing the teenage offspring of two formerly good-looking and famous people. That’s the entire sum of her ‘talent’ and no good can come of thrusting a fifteen year old into fame as we have seen time and time again. Sad all…

i’d rather get intimate with a fresh jalapeno while listening to the audiotape of 50 shades of grey than hang out with any of these people.

I am trying to come up with a remotely plausible reason for Starbucks to stock Sriracha, and I am drawing a complete blank.

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

Chering is caring.

Too bad it wasn’t Ted Nugent, amirite?

Wait until your husband repeatedly cheats on you without protection and then come talk to me about how much integrity you’ll have, ladies. This man risked her life. He could have passed on serious sexually transmitted diseases which could kill or or render her unable to have children because she wouldn’t know (being…

Once in the hazy days of new motherhood, my husband took me out for an anniversary dinner at a very nice steakhouse and I ordered a six inch filet from our male waiter.

Burt’s Bees man, stick with Burt’s Bees.