Caitlyn jenner is a rich white republican who got away with murder, how is mocking her not punching up. Hell by your logic Jon Stewart punched down his entire career because he made more and influenced more people in one year on tv than the politicans he mocked did in a lifetime

Idea for App: Cher translator.

If you’ve ever been in a crowded Walmart and thought “I’d love to spend a solid week with these people.” Than cruises are for you. - Daniel Tosh

So. Much. To. Mock.

Upon arrival, guests were greeted with sound art, presented as a cacophony of small tinkling bells interspersed with more resonant gong sounds in reflection of the Zen ambiance of the 16-acre reserve. To ensure everyone followed the right path toward the ceremony structure, performance artists donning butterfly…

“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Also Jamie Foxx’s reaction to Quentin Tarantino’s offensive use of the word “ghetto” was pretty priceless.

I FOUND OUT ON THURSDAY THAT MY FINAL DISSERTATION EDITS WERE APPROVED AND I AM NOW DR. HURRIKATE

*BRAG ALERT*

What’s your all’s thoughts on dating with those you work with? I am contemplating asking out the receptionist at work. We don’t work together or have any power over each other. I’ve been chatting with her for a bit and it’s been nice. She has never mentioned a boyfriend even when she went over all the stuff she got…

In your monogrammed thermos

The term “made love” makes me want to puke so hard. Such a lame euphemism.

Oh, fuck the hell off, Bieber.

Try this.

Headbutting on the dance floor in Tulum? Take that shit back up to Cancun. Or at least Playa.

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

Uncle John’s Banned (by the SEC)

I’m sorry that happened to you and glad that you are out of it.