Bacon, squash and Parm roll pie.

Happy Thanksgiving American friends!

Not cooking tonight since my kids are with the ex, but we’ll be having a big ‘ole party Saturday. Tonight I’m thankful for Tito’s, television, not working today, not working tomorrow, and being able to talk to all y’all Jezebellians who never fail to make it fun. Cheers!

This is my first Thanksgiving since divorce. I’m really struggling with the idea that people I considered family are now strangers, and that if I ever marry into another family (or someone marries into mine), it’s a conditional relationship. My Dad loved my husband like a son and now will never talk to him again.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

Wow – these are almost as good as Bag O’ Glass™.

I personally like to watch the series in order.

I’m hoping for those caftans to at least be Lacroix!

Dying to hear Edina and Patsy’s take on the Kardashians.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

Two drunks are staggering down an alley.

O.K., that’s some Bette Davis-level stuff there. Sorry about that.

Actually, think it’s a weird need for control. Yet with curly hair, the zen people learn early on - control is but an illusion.

Aggggghhh my mother RUINED my curly hair by brushing it/making me brush it regularly as a child. Like, I didn’t know I had curly hair until probably 8th grade because I always automatically brushed it out after I washed it. And then she would legit yell at me when I tried to wear it curly because it “looked like I…

I got this a lot. And I resented my sister for it— then as young adults in peak eating disorder, I was confronted by my sister who begged me to eat again. Not for my health, but because I was the smart sister, and “being pretty is the only thing I have on you.”

Pretty sure this Pissing Contest answers the article last week, that asked if you should tell your child they are beautiful.

Everyone else only clicked on the last link, too, right?

44-year-old clickbait. Well played.

Question: If a subsite routinely gets 1k+ comments and has multiple weekly features with huge followings, what fucking sense does it make to shutter it?