That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

I love that the Trout vs Harper debate can really get going now. Baseball is in great hands.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

“I’m pretty disgusting too.”
-Wei-Yin Chen

When are we going to play Who’s disgusting Chen is this?

Statler: Well that was different!

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

The Cubs no longer support GRANDMA 2007. Please upgrade to GRANDMA 2015 for continued service.

That’s some bullshit. I would be thoroughly pissed. I would have at least offered fans a chance to come to the field and pick up their brick that they fucking paid $160 on!

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They Hugged! Oh thank god, I was so concerned.

Yeah right, look at you all high and mighty up on your Perch.

NOT A FISH. DISQUALIFIED.

Knock knock.

Mike Carp is a free agent!

“And with that, I’d like to introduce our new coach, Tim Salmon.”

If they really want to improve, they’ll trade for Mike Trout.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong