Yes he would and here are a bunch of out of context lines from “Casino” and “My Cousin Vinny” that explain why.

Odd, unrelated story about the judge in this case.

Discovery Communications is based in Silver Spring, MD, right in Capitals territory

Glad to see he’s okay. The angle where you are looking at him is great. He tries to correct, realizes he’s screwed, and hugs his arms to his chest. Never quite seen it like that before.

Just goes to show. I don’t care how much money you pour into a car. When you get em on the roof they don’t handle for shit.

Millionaire fight!

He caught it with his left hand; he’s a righty. I’d drop 18 babies for the chance to barehand a foul ball with my non-dominant hand.

Prediction: The two Simmons’ gesturing wildly in unison on the related stories is going to give someone a seizure.

Isiah Thomas

Jeter.

Shut up

Ellis: “Oh, I’ll try it. I’ll try it. I’m not playing anyway.”
Manager: “What the fuck are you talking about? You’re starting!”
Ellis: [pitches no-hitter with a massive hard-on]

Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

Dear AkronKing79,

The “OMG! Spaz” line is absolutely my favorite. New England: Where you can find guys who talk like 13 year old girls.

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

Of that figure, $6 million was awarded because of the hostile work environment Mr. Thomas was found to have created, and $5.6 million because Ms. Browne Sanders was fired for complaining about it. Mr. Dolan’s share is $3 million; the Garden is liable for the rest.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

people will spend ten times that on a super bowl ticket just to say they were there. those happen every year. go look at first round, seven-game, nba and nhl series ticket prices. this was a one off. he got friends and family together, and, since life is for the retelling, a story he’ll hand down that’s a helluva lot…