Gonna do my best to take the crowd out of it early.

Dude, if you don’t want your fans to turn on you stop retweeting the Tsarnaevs

We like to be associated with the great city of New York

My personal best stands at 35 years, 3 months, 4 days. And counting.

No no, you heard it wrong. Bartolo Colon added chives to his lunch. Which he ate.

METS CHIDE BARTOLO COLON FOR EATING LUNCH.

Wrong, here’s the real list:

sorry to interrupt your blissful ignorance but fielding doesn't matter for the slugger all he wants to do is SMASH

Simmons’ sad bat drop is priceless.

Is there a reason A.J. Pierzynski made no effort to get back to the bag? Is there a reason A.J. Pierzynski was off the bag in the first place? Is there a reason that A.J. Pierzynski is still in the league?

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

tagalog

Only four Gold Gloves??? The guy hasn’t made an error in 9 years!

“...no evidence that professional sports franchises and facilities have a measurable economic impact on the economy.”

Here are economists Dennis Coates and Brad Humphreys writing (PDF) for Econ Journal Watch in 2008:

Kevin, are there any articles, papers or books that you’d recommend that take an in depth look at the economics of the public funding professional stadiums?

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

Just hearsay and allegations. And I signed a plea-bargain. Once again, not true.