Yeah he’s a dick. yeah he juiced. But he needs to be in the hall of fame.

Joke’s on us- you can’t have one if you don’t have one.

I hope this gives Cowherd a heart attack.

Strong.

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Yes, judging by her actions and my years of experience in psych, I think I can formulate my own opinion.

I’m happy about this post because I have a weird issue about perfect games and no-hitters automatically being the most exalted and celebrated forms of pitching feats. Actually, it’s more about no-hitters, because recording 27 consecutive outs, no matter how you do it, is always worthy of a great celebration.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

I personally think a Tibetan Mastiff would be a perfect mascot. They’re athletic, devoted to family, and will always zealously defend home court.

Has Deadspin ever even asked for free juiceboxes? Seems kind of petty to expect Tropicana to just offer.

Luckily, SportsBusiness Journal has answered this question for us. This is as of 2011:

In other related news, the city of Philadelphia will stop referring to the 76ers as a basketball team, since they seem to be playing another sport against their opponent professional basketball teams. They’ll now be know as that “team that exists.” But I do recognize that they're in the right here.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

I have flown at Burning Murning Man. Someone was kind enough to gift me a tour in their plane. One of the most spectacular things I’ve ever

I have a theory that you’re the Abrahamic God come back to us in kinja commenter form.

Overused. Trying something new. Let me know how you felt about it.

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

Blatter and Snowden should get their own reality show.

Calling Deadspin LLP — isn’t the FCPA (and the even more onerous UK anti-bribery act) lurking over this like a dark cloud? Are people at Nike, Adidas, and ESPN losing sleep over this shit?