For balance, here is Robert Plant's scouting report on Carmelo Anthony:

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

Ok, I'm bowing out of this thread. Apologies for all of the offense I've caused. US going all the way in 2018.

Why? Making it out of the group stage would be great, and winning a Round of 16 match would be huge cause for celebration. Why do we have to act like this team is something they're not?

It's fine that he has that as a goal. And it's equally fine that I laugh at the implausibility of said goal.

What match were you watching? I was watching one in which a top goalkeeper prevented the scoreline from accurately reflecting what was happening on the field. Just because it went to extra time and the final score read 2-1, does not mean that the US didn't get dominated. 38 shots, 26 on target compared to 14 and 9 (a…

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

To clarify this comment: we'll be seeing (once again) a stacked Germany squad, a stacked (and very hungry) Spanish squad, an always talented (and also very hungry) Italian squad, a Brazilian squad looking to piece back together an entire nation's psyche, an Argentina squad with a ton of talent (which includes a top…

"Frankly, this would be a lot cuter if they were house-trained."

Was expecting more bunny.