I feel like the subtext is like "DON'T BE AFRAID, WHITE PEOPLE, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ALL THE JOKES BECAUSE LOOK HOW PREPPY WE ARE!!!!"

The coloful promo poster is giving me Cosby vibes. I love it.

But... the outfits in the new ad are so much better. Can't we be happy that they're not forcing those poor children into wearing camo and leopard print?

I really wish any of this surprised me.

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

I've rejected sexual advances from women who were too drunk to know what they were doing. They weren't anywhere close to unconscious. The line isn't that clear cut.

Cool story, bro. Especially the part about why your friend is a "feminist" and a "lesbian."

Wait, wait, wait. Feminist strangers yell at you daily? Where do you live?!

I don't need feminism because when I am hit in the face, it's a nice time to sit on the floor and reflect on what I could have done to make him so angry.

I'm honestly very confused. I'm 40 and was raised to be a feminist. For me, that has always meant that my gender didn't predetermine my career, education or other life choices. It has meant that as a feminist, we should all be working for equality. It has never meant that dressing feminine was bad, that staying at…

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

#womenagainstfeminism

#womenagainstfeminism

I really loved when Sarah Jessica Parker said young women don't talk or protest to keep abortion rights because they have never lived in a time when it was illegal.

#womenagainstfeminism

Oh, honey. If this doesn't scream "please like me, men! here's my tit!" I don't know what does.

#womenagainstfeminism

#idontneedfeminismbecause I live quite a comfortable life and can live off the gains of the movement whilst disparaging it at the same time.

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T NEED FEMINISM TELLING HER TO NOT SHOW HER TITS TO COMPLETE STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

#womenagainstfeminism