I mean, me too, but it's like the fore play to the fore play. Or a little extra something, because let's be honest, clitoral stimulation is really where it's at.

ETA: also, you like move that finger around right? You don't just stick in there like, say, a tampon, do you?

Russia? Russia is progressive? Boy, have you ever even taken a history class? Or turned on the news? Or had a conversation with anyone that wasn't a middle schooler about current events?

You're using the same trolling tactic in all your replies. Is this going to get more interesting, or are you just a one trick troll?

Nope. I never did get his name and badge number. That encounter ended almost immediately after I asked for it. I did go to the station and try to report him based on a description, but they were less than helpful and didn't seem at all interested in trying to find out which officer abused his authority in order to…

Or maybe she's lying to you/faking orgasms/too shy to tell you what she actually wants you to do. The only instance in which you should stick a finger in a vag is if you're already licking that clit. Or if that finger needs to get a little more wet so that you can rub her clit. Or if you're teasing her because you're…

It sort of happened to me when I was seventeen. A male officer tried to strip search me on the side of the road in the middle of the night. He felt me up, like, hands all the way up under my bra, and when he requested me to remove my pants, I finally found my words and asked him to write his name and badge number down…

OMFG, CLITTY LITTER.

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't…

This is a very important question.

[children not part of the metaphor]

lmfao

I don't know if her name has been legally changed or not, but I don't think it matters. She has asked to be called Chelsea and for people to use feminine pronouns when referring to her, and intentionally doing the opposite is incredibly disrespectful and derogatory, and it's something a lot of transphobic assholes do…

Thank god you didn't include Peter Pan.

He's intentionally referring to Chelsea as "Bradley Edward Manning" and using masculine pronouns. That's gaslighting and transphobic, and he knows it.

.....no?

Why should my tax money pay for anything that I disagree with? Why can't I decide where my taxes go? Because that's not how that works? Oh, right.

Look, we all pay for things that we don't agree with. Welcome to America. Don't like it? Move to Russia.

It's not that we simply don't agree with them, it's that they're bigoted and discriminatory. Censoring transphobic people is no different than censoring racists.

Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean everyone else has to listen to it. Especially considering that if that opinion is playing into an oppressive…

Ignorance is no excuse for bigotry, sorry.

Yeah, my bad, I did not realize that replying got them out of the greys; will not be making that mistake again.

Hey, look, a transphobic troll! I in no way expected to see this exact, poorly thought out comment from some entitled asshole in the grays.

I know that feeling, and while I can't seem to take my own advice on this subject, I tend to think our mental health is more important that being up-to-date on the issues that threaten it.