This is the kpop Black Swan I accept:

Do you like saying oddball things?

It’s not exactly the Spanish Flu, no.

I think the virus is China’s punishment for having horrible animal rights abuses.

I wish.

That cashier would not have gotten a tip from me in this situation. If they can’t put their phone down for a minute to deal with my order, they don’t need the extra money.

I can see this, dammit.

We all know you work for Warren.

How much do you want to bet that fatso MBS is pigging out during the day when everyone else is fasting during Ramdan?

I posted a break up story, but clearly my internet found it so boring, it couldn’t be bothered to publish it for me.

Did you go back to prison for taking the rap for that jerk?

I don’t know if mine matches any of these. When I was 33, and bear in mind, I had the dating experience of a teen because I just did, I met a 46 year old marketing executive, divorced, with a teen son, who hid having a kid for while, and who was into being in a band and writing songs, and basically getting a bloody…

At what point did Andrew think it was okay to tell his supposed ex all his sexual exploits? Gross.

What is your Ponds routine, please?

I would not judge.  If I go minimalist, I have heavy cystic acne.  I need my acid toners.  Whenever I stop them, I break out.  Then, I add in Vitamin C serum and moisterizer.  Cleanser, outside of make-up remover, however, seems optional.

Do you use Nivea to remove the makeup?

I think you probably take a few more seconds per step...

Did his family kick up  fuss?

Get a damn e-reader.

Because it’s fun?