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I once started the Haunt on the first turn. I went second in the game, pulled an omen, and rolled ALL BLANKS. I summoned the dragon into the entry hall, right on top of every other player. They didn’t get far enough away in their one and only turn to avoid being killed. Perfect victory (that I still get crap for from

My favorite was the 1st time we got my best friend to play with us, he was the little girl and ended up being a secret satanist. The whole house starting getting sucked into hell, one room at a time and I ended up making a break for the front door, staying one step ahead of the hell portal.

One time a bird picked up the house and there were parachutes for all but one of us. One person gave his dog the parachute and two of us were left in the house.

Last time I was the Haunt I became a giant demon but I was in the room right next to the furnace which they needed to toss the book into. The book I dropped on the floor when I transformed. Before I could murder anyone I lost.

We got the zombie haunt once and all the zombies were stuck in one room. I was playing the little girl and had the dynamite. I ran up, tossed the dynamite in killing all the zombies and stoping the Haunt as soon as it started.

Oh that’s certainly true. a polearm is going to be a heftier beast than a little Robin/Ninja Turtle staff. Of course the actual efficacy of one of those little swizzle sticks is questionable.

Okay. As an SCA guy who fights polearm, a couple things.

Honestly Khal Drogo hands are already intimidating. He ripped a man tongue out with his bare fingers, for God’s sake. :D

The halberd was not the first poor choice this man made when leaving the house...sandals and socks? Oh well, maybe that was in vogue during the 15th century.

How could you possibly be skeptical of a movie about poorly developed cartoon characters inhabiting a universe that’s a third-order Tolkien rip-off? Hmm, wait - I mean how could you not be skeptical...

I am way too lazy for that nonsense. If we were going to eat a themed meal, it would be something a group of adventurers would eat around the campfire. Maybe a rotisserie chicken, some biscuits, and selection of cheeses.

I think they are pretty silly...but they sure as shit are getting a lot more exercise than I do playing D&D.

Yeah... It’s a good infantry weapon for fighting in formation, not much else. Is that what Snyder’s saying? That Batman had a squad of Robins, fighting villains in a square formation?

Pity poor Duncan Jones.

This makes no sense! Batman and Robin are stealthy crime fighters. How is carry that heavy ass weapon going to make you inconspicuous? And if they say, oh they went around swinging that thing like a Dynasty Warrior, makes you wonder why the cops didn’t shoot the Dynamic Duo already.

Seriously.. no wonder the dude got wrecked by the Joker. One well-placed bullet... you know, out of halberd’s reach... and HAHAHA JOKE’S ON YOU BATMAN. Umm.. what joke? Dude took a halberd to a fight with anything but a halberd that could take him out.

Shouldn’t this guy’s gloves be mismatched, too, in order to reverse match his socks?

Cheer up. It’s Friday!