Imma let you finish, but

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

He should have lifted, downshifted, tapped the brakes to get the car to rotate and powered thru. And not just a little power, everything that car has left banging against the limiter. So it could claw it’s way sideways back down into the corner.

Ahh, the famous “loose gravel” excuse.

Just gonna drop this here:

You are so fucking salty about this car. Holy shit.

I care. So you’re wrong.

Yes but can you date Barret?????

I’d go further and say that H.R. Giger went on a deep sea diving mission with James Cameron, and decided to draw what he saw.

With HR Geiger as the executive chef. Why do they all look like they just squeezed their way out of someone’s ass?

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

This is appalling? Really? Maybe if you live a sheltered life and never speak to adults or partake in comedy. Name calling using names that are old and weathered is far from appalling.

Do you have my thaptler?

Everyone has their own dreams for what to do with that kind of money.

Dumb shit

I always thought that he was more of some type of lion not sure where people see a dog.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!