or punch him in the dick and balls

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

bUt hE bEcAmE a rUnNeR sO iT’s oKaY

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Welp if she was a history teacher, she would know texas (and much of the Southwest) used to be part of mexico, and as such many of “the Hispanics” that live there are actually Americans from way back, and yes, they still speak Spanish and wave the Mexican flag because thats their heritage and that’s what people do.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

You perspire when you sleep.

If you make your bed, all that sweat and moisture stays trapped. Stuff can grow in it.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

I realize my comment rubbed people the wrong way. I didn’t mean to sound cruel, but I realize it came off that way and dismissive of someone trying to share their feelings. I missed years of school as a child due to sickness and having to stay home to take care of my siblings. I had to do a lot of self teaching from…

I almost miss the days where I could simply watch sports without any understanding of the business behind them. Honestly, I wish my college had offered a Sports Contracts course. This stuff is fascinating, even if you prefer just watching them play.

Broken tibia, ruptured groin, dislocated/separated shoulders, torn hamstrings, cracked ribs, fingers, concussions, bulging discs, torn knee ligaments, etc.

Legend

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

One can be racist, and thoughtless and stupid.

Da fuq?! They WERE the children of their mother and surviving Father. Step off!