he was right to edit you

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Isn’t a more rational explanation that Diaz has gotten a little unlucky and has a so-so defense behind him? Because his ERA is almost a full run worse than his FIP and he’s had FIP’s in the 4.00+ region before so it feels like a much more “rational” explanation is just the sort of ups and downs that can happen to a…

Don’t feel bad. The only “celebrity” that was born the exact same day and year that I was, is Sage Rosenfels.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

This a real good Meat Loaf pun and I love, but the all-timer is still this bad boy.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

Well-fucking-done.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I thought nosy neighbor, female, at first because in every television show that neighbor is female.

I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

I’ve yet to meet a feckful person. Where can I purchase some feck?

This is Boone’s managerial equivalent of The Homer, I think. Holy shit what a display. What a fountain of memes.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

Friend, you may have degree and letters after your name, but surely you will note that ༺GRIM ≡ﾟS༻(⧖) has a degree and letters and assorted symbols in her name. Check and mate.

That sentence defuriated me.

Biden, you dipshit. It wasn’t that black kids learned better next to your white child; it’s that they were learning at a school with your white money.