Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

This Buick:

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

It’s racist against white people to suggest that the 30% hit their stocks took in 2008-2009 wasn’t the worst suffering anyone withstood in that period.

Brady is a true neocon - you can have millions and the world at your feet and still cry about you and your buddies being treated unfairly. Fuck the Pats, fuck Brady and fuck the whole organization of crybabies. 

Well kiss me on the mouth and call me Tom Brady’s son... I don’t have anything else. This whole thing seems really stupid.

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

I wish him all the success in the world if he gets a coaching job, just so I can watch him also not get into the Hall of Fame as a coach

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

“Hey, does anyone else smell shitty bourbon?”

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

They stopped at a US taxpayer funded resort in Hermosillo to fill out applications for welfare checks and free healthcare so everything is in place when they arrive in Texas and get to rapin’ and pillagin’. A select few ‘nasty’ ones were also chosen to join MS-13 and will later be shuttled to midwestern cities by Beto…

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.