Kent, WA

Did anyone else’s “# of 90 degree days” between birth and today go down?

I am envious of this article and jealous that I did not write it.

Why 2 first rounders? Why not a comparable (I know Mack is arguably the best but let’s assume someone else could work in the Raiders’ scheme) player who can help them now? The AFCW is totally winnable and it seems like the Raiders, if they want to trade Mack, should be looking to upgrade this year’s squad.

I died. I’m dead.

And it just ignores the fact that he was a human. He was a bunch of good stuff and a bunch of bad, too. (What are people going to say about Obama’s drone strike program when he goes?) Quibbling about whether he was more good than bad is not appropriate conversation for the day of his death. 

It does not.

My older brother is a KMer! I was Kentwood ‘98.

I’m also from Kent and this is exactly 100% correct. Also, the place in SeaTac right next to C gates (Wabu’s? Wagu’s? Something...) serves it with mac salad.

Praise Jeezus he never came to Seattle...

I hope, for the sake of your entire bar, you reported that asshole. That’s bullshit.

Goddamn it’s gunna be so delicious when they beat the Steelers...

Haha. I remember calling the M:TG hotline (on a landline, of course) to get all the killer info and rules rulings. That’s how different the times were back when M:TG was new.

Yeah, no shit. Don’t forget Segura hitting the ASG bomb to set up the win and an ASG MVP, only for Sugar to promptly blow both. Classic Ms. Also, I’m not scared of the As. They do this every year. This is a particularly bold stretch for them. But they’ll blow it. Finally, it is a crime that King Felix has never…

I have a running argument with my buddies. I say the Hawks will win the NFC West this year b/c the Lambs will fuck this up and the Whiners have no D. They (probably rightly) call me a moron. But I think I’m going to be at least partially right. LA is cracking at the seems. It has that Lakers-flavor when they went out…

I agree with you. But, as a lifelong Ms fan, I am more fed up with these billionaire money grabs than I am enamored with being able to walk to the stadium for a good time (this year...the last 15 have not been as fun). I agree Upthgrove should be realer. But he should also ask his voters if they feel like I do. If he…

One change that is NOT positive is that “beard.” Woof.

I look forward to a Patriot fan’s explanation of the difference Pete’s decision to not run in a single instance (even though he doesn’t call the plays), and Bill’s decision to not play his best CB for an entire game.

To prove I’m BETTER at masturbating.

The penalty for violations (DQ) is in the race manual. It’s tough. But it is the penalty. Weirdly, while my best friend was running Hardrock this weekend, I was up in Canada at a different race where the winner (by a huge margin and course record) would also be DQd for what seems like a ticky-tacky violation of the…