Query: Is Kawhi Leonard becoming Derrick Rose before our very eyes?

I am an old. But Dark Cloud belongs on this list.

I was so inspired by Croatia, I bought me a sweet sweet sweet ass picnic kit and wore it all day Sunday! I am not a soccer fan. But something about this group was just really fun for me as a fan of sports. And that final (to me) was a classic demonstration of why I love/hate sports in the first place. Croatia…

What shocked me is that he tied Griffey. Look at how HORRIBLY the final years of Griffey’s career went. Pujols has been healthy virtually his entire career and has been great to very good that whole time. And he just now, 17 years in, tied The Kid. Wow. (Albert had 10 fewer games but 278 more ABs.)

...bullet holes....??!!?!?!

Spending $1.35m on a valueless asset so you can look cool to Peter Thiel and his cadre of vampires is the Hypercolor t-shirt of 2018.

I want to love this. But I can’t understand a fucking word these people are saying...

Judging by the new Jameis Winston Standard, this should mean drafting Shady for your fantasy football team is still a solid move until the 2021 season.

I get in this argument with my soccer friends all the time. I say soccer is totally arbitrary. Then they say there’s holding on every play in football and we don’t know what a fucking catch is, how is that not arbitrary? Then I yell. Then they yell. Then we go back to drinking beer.

What about perfect games by multiple pitchers? If I get the first 24, and you get the last three, is it still a perfect game?

Leonard and Dame to LA!!!!!

I didn’t know that. I was in middle school when he pitched the second no-no in Ms history. I still remember the cover of the Seattle Times. It was of picture of him standing on the mound with his arms in the air with the word “BOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” in huge letters above it. Good times.

He was an Ms legend. For like a day...

It’s all setting up for Croatia!!!

I gave up my Seahawks tickets this year for this exact reason. The NFL is just better at home, on TV. Being at the stadium has an energy. But it is not worth the cost.

+1 Andrew Bynum

The same reason you carry a gun to WalMart. Because it makes you hard.

And the outrage HWABI somehow manages to incite on his (of course it’s a him) behalf is super-ultra-mega-doubly-shocking to me EVERY TIME!

I give you, The Internet Champion!

I like his David Letterman costume.