It’s good, but I prefer the sauces my in-laws find for me every Xmas. I’m working through a bottle of Sancto Scorpio that’s really something else.

Take $3.3 million per each slave sold in the original deal, and distribute that amount equally among all known descendants.

The fact that those aren’t mutually exclusive has bugged me ever since that song came out.

As a medievalist, please don’t lump Ted Cruz’s views in with the medieval. His views are so much more regressive than any attempt to reinstate actual medieval policies would be.

Never trust a Spencer who spells his name with a c.

Smote is past tense, smitten is the participle.

Actually, let’s piss on the constitution.

And on its own, sure I might have bought that it might have been an age thing only, but in the context of her campaign labeling Obama supporters as “Obama boys” and her camp being the first to suggest the birther thing, any benefit of the doubt is cast out the window.

Weak Mania. Only high points were the insanity of the cell match (though the result makes no sense for the story at this point) and the women’s triple threat, which was the legit best match of the night and finally gave the women the respect they deserve. Charlotte’s robe was beautiful, and all three women stole the…

New president appointing the new Secretary of State:

He could come out like a pro wrestler with his own entrance music.

Is it possible to set up some arms deals with the Cruz daughters?

Not to take away from your broader point, but Anita Alvarez is also a woman of color. She’s just an exceptionally shitty human being as well.

A strong reminder that just because someone possesses an education, that does not make them intelligent.

Oh, they’re not hilarious. The amazing fuckup that they committed in making the article you linked and their “attempt” to cover their tracks when it became clear they had fucked it up entirely? That’s pretty hilarious.

This is perhaps the most hilariously terrible thing.

The crime bill which Sanders voted for because he felt the Violence against Women Act (which was wrapped into the bill) was necessary, and which he proceeded to argue against the rest of once it was passed.

I want it to be eclipse-level shade, but know it almost certainly isn’t.

Meanwhile, bell hooks.

If I were a baby whose parents took me to a Trump rally, I’d absolutely hate my parents once I grew up and found out.