Prime Daddy.

“Voldemort lookalike, but in reality Voldemort cribbed his look from Scott”

Why should we accept restrictions on abortion?

I wish they were the whole court.

Amniotic fluid.

Maybe defenestration? They are restoring the Capitol dome...

If you like Raichu, absolutely don’t get Yellow.

No. Cruz and Rubio would be far worse because they have the threat of being effective in some capacity should they win overall. Trump plays spoiler on the GOP side nicely enough for now, and if America can get its shit together that will mean the Republicans don’t win even if Trump loses the primaries.

Look at the adjective: ‘play.’

Well I was just standing here, Ted Cruz locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why Ted Cruz gotta be locked up in the closet.

If they build a university and need someone for the English/Comp Lit/Translation department(s) I could be persuaded.

Anecdote, but my aunt actually did vote for McCain because Palin was on the ticket. She voted for Clinton in her state primary, but since Clinton didn’t get the nomination, and she wanted to cast a vote for a woman in the general election, she wound up going for McCain/Palin.

Thanks.

Absolutely. And getting out of the grey on anything unless you’re a troll is impossible now too. Kinja’s an official failure.

Turns out they don’t know fractions that well. Probably a result of how they handle education policy.

Yeah, they banned me I don’t even knoW how long ago. Near as I can tell, it was around when I called out some white-supremacy-upholding nonsense and Jia got all pissed and said that the author wasn’t white to which I said it’s not impossible for people of color to uphold white supremacy.

*wantst/wantest, *thy

What gets done is entirely by accident. The system seems built to avoid doing anything ever.

You can tell America wins at democracy with how much time we spend on it without actually achieving any semblance of it.

Black presidents only get 77% of a white term, and white Democrats skim off the top of Republican presidential successors to the tune of 1/6 of a term. In other words, George W. Bush was cheated out of 1/6 of his term and it’s time to redress this injustice by making sure Obama doesn’t get as much of a term as a white…