Don’t worry. Mainpage is pretty much worthless. I’m not sad I’m banned there.

George accidentally got subjunctive and revealed that he’s not actually certain he was president.

Unless you’re a baby on the tv show, in which case you are somehow the best behaved baby in history and amazingly invulnerable.

I like when Oliver explains things. He’s so succinct.

Anyone who wants visual proof that he has no idea what any of those bits do.

Yeah. To have a Rayquaza without extremespeed seems almost like the team was constructed specifically to lose to the “underdogs.”

Is that a Kaiju fetus?

Definitely not trying to give him any more credit than he earned. He signed it rather than veto it, and that’s the one good thing (really isn’t much).

There is exactly one good thing Bush did - he signed a law allowing soldiers to use their GI Bill benefits to benefit their children’s education instead of their own if they wished. Only reason I was able to afford college and come out without crushing loan debt.

My memory of 2008 was that after March Obama was ahead by about 100, but what was really interesting, and the source for many’s frustration with Hillary continuing the race, was that because of the fact that every state splits delegates, Hillary was going to start having to win the remaining states by bigger and…

Yeah, that episode from “a year or two ago” was from 2004. It was also more about how reactionary nativists perceive immigrants as taking their jobs and going for absurd, stupid ideas (like building a wall/having a giant gay orgy so there won’t be a future for the immigrants to come from) rather than the hard work of…

Libtertarian right. Saying the middle makes it sound like things are one-dimensional, whereas it’s probably better to think of it as a plane with axes of authoritarian-libertarian (social) and liberal/left-conservative/right (economics).

Hell isn’t funny, except for when it is.

The difference between a sale and reimbursement is really not that difficult to understand. There’s a reason why the videos were evidence which led to the people filming being indicted for attempted purchase of fetal tissue while Planned Parenthood was not charged with attempted sale. The reason is they never tried to…

More like fixing her stare upon you like the Ancient Mariner, telling you the nightmares of the sea.

Because they were selling fetal remains, and devising special procedures to suit the needs of the market.

it completely traded America as far as I’m concerned.

Stardust is just enacting a cunning disguise.

Online dating seems really weird.

LULAC was going hard for Bernie in Iowa prior to the caucus - I didn’t get the mailers due to not being registered as a Dem until the night of the caucus, but my wife (who by dint of taking my last name is believed by LULAC to be the resident Latina in the house) got a bunch.