Yeah. Joke’s on Brodka. Hv@186YythR is the wave of the future!

He completely deserved it. Sadly, the tribe took his body to bury it and will potentially contract diseases they will not be able to fend off. He could well have killed them all. 

On the plus side, at least Pearson recognizes that Gen Z is a distinct thing from Millennials?

If nothing happens between now and election day, you let it play out, do nothing publicly, and maybe AOC wins by 25-30 points instead of 40 or so.

What I hear is “We’d really rather not have to try or anything.”

I mean, Moses also didn’t get to go into the promised land. God seems like a fickle dick to me, though, and the church is just following that example.

Things worked out pretty well for Aaron, really. I’m guessing you mean the golden calf episode? Because Aaron didn’t get in trouble for that, despite it being his idea.

Visual art is no less text than words on paper. This is agreed upon by literally everybody who studies and/or practices any form of art. If it’s something you have to critically engage with and interpret, then it’s text.

Text doesn’t necessarily mean written. The text of an improv rap battle is the performance. When talking about art forms, the art itself is the text. The performance of the play or film itself is the text (scripts are pre-text), a painting is a text, a written poem is a text, a poem or story told but never written is…

According to the tie-in site, she was about to begin her vet internship at Jurassic World when the previous movie happened, so she wound up unable to.

Go tell film scholars that films aren’t texts or that they lack text (guess what - there’s also this thing called a script). Collect a dollar for every laugh you get and buy yourself an education.

Since you asked, she lives. And is integral to the plot.

Note: Koko B. Ware and Owen Hart didn’t start teaming together until 1992.

I love that that parody has a Jill of the Jungle reference.

It already existed in wrestling. Called the Canadian Destroyer.

Bye Patricia! You were the best thing going on Kotaku and you will be missed.

Let’s test if I was ever unbanned with this.

When did Taker injure HHH with the tombstone? I don’t recall that.

1. It did not do its statutory duty to prevent sham matches.

More radical idea: the police should be abolished.