Yeah, Gen 1 Joleton was ridiculous. Gen 1 was amazingly, bizarrely broken. Still loved it at the time, and though I’m never going back (I just can’t, not with the insane progress the game mechanics have made since), I still have fond memories.

Gen 1 crit mechanics also meant that Jolteon’s pin missile could crit often, because your crit chance was based on your speed stat and not on the move. So Jolteon hits pin missile against a Psychic type, and hits it with a high chance of critting each hit.

If academia doesn’t work out, I’m seriously considering getting into WWE creative to try and better the product.

Test

Defecation

There’s one a friend of mine works at. I’ll shop there if he’s on shift, mostly because he takes care of me by holding back extras of stuff like the Pokemon download codes they get so I can guarantee I’ll get them.

Thank you. I just sent in mine, and it’s a doozy.

Testing 1 2. Testing.

The “drunk on rights” phrasing really reveals a lot about their outlook. Rights. Apparently it’s bad for some people to have too many of them.

In the event of a shark attack they allow you to kick the shark in the eye. Vair practical.

God is Karl Marx.

The Dadaists might not appreciate it, but the avant garde has never been exclusively left wing. The fascists had their own avant garde: the futurists.

Perhaps they are upset because they are not piloting the helicopter?

He gets credit from me for expanding the GI bill to allow soldiers to disburse their benefits to their dependents if they choose to, and that’s about it. I am fortunate to not have student loan debt hanging over my head because of that.

It only gets to be terrorism if the republicans din’t like it.

Morphic.

Words can have many detonations too.

Maybe he thinks you actually become female siblings with your sister nuns when you take your vows.

“I love you, in the same way as I love my soon-to-be-wife according to this dude.”

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