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Ya’ll kids is weak if you refuse to read Fun Home for moral reasons.

I think the logic is that the sin of all humanity from the first to the last forced God to take the step of putting Jesus on the Cross 2k years ago. It almost makes some sense, until you wonder why there’s sin after or what about two thousand years ago was special enough to warrant doing it, or really asking any kinds…

The number of people shouting that it wasn’t incest because he “only” fondled them and never used his penis was sickening.

‘Then’ and ‘than’ are very different words.

*Guarantees all employees unless your employer’s able to play fast and loose with your classification as an employee to avoid classifying you as an employee at all for FMLA purposes. See also universities and graduate student employees.

Straight up vile.

Considering she enlisted her son in her rape scheme, perhaps allowing her to have contact with her children is a less than good idea.

30k would be a dream. That’s about what the Prophet and I got combined the past two years from our stipends.

Our union just this last bargaining session managed to get the university to concede to 100% tuition coverage for graduate students in the college of education. Until the new contract went into effect, the contract had been 100% tuition for all graduate students up to what the college of liberal arts and sciences set…

I don’t drink beer, so no.

I believe in equality, but cake and pie are simply not equal. They belong to two different dessert tiers, and one is clearly superior to the other.

I’m struggling to think of a thing we really need to keep to ourselves. Drawing a blank.

I hope so, but we’ve also been foretelling the implosion since the 08 results rolled in.

When he stopped by Iowa we asked him how he’d deal with an obstructive congress. He said he’d do what it took Obama too long to realize he should do - lots of executive orders.

Because submitting and debasing yourself before the naked orgy of capitalism is more family friendly than topless dancers. This fucking country.

I think her eyebrows are attractively striking and enhance the rest of her face, but put less interesting eyebrows on her and she doesn’t read as hyperattractive to me.

We considered it, but determined it would irrevocably damage our relationship with our parents.

Not to mention that the word they want is “hordes.”

It’s pretty amusing when they chime in with the “trophies made them entitled” bit because they never ask themselves who gave us the trophies. Because then they’d have to look themselves in the mirror.