I received participation trophies as a child. Even got a real trophy, I think, for “winning” something or other - as much as a bunch of eight year olds can win in a game of soccer.

Precisely because he will listen and the others won’t.

And those are great. But clearly this one isn’t meant to do that. Just get something cut properly for it, Miley!

It consistently astonishes me without really surprising me that it’s never the forced birthers who get shot to death for their views.

Do I participate in the war on chocolate by eating it so it can’t threaten people?

Not too long a delay or it will mold, though.

Laughing so hard at this one. What kind of dumbass doesn’t understand that that’s porn?

Perhaps the control was ORs where the patient doesn’t get to choose.

Okay. My surgery playlist:

For both, anything so long as nobody gets pubes stuck in their teeth.

Do it vigorously and with complete disregard for society.

I see the mask from Jason X.

If Planned Parenthood actually were “a barbaric baby-harvesting mill staffed by infant-hating demons” I think I might actually love it even more than I do now, and I love it quite a lot already.

This kind of crap makes me wonder if the idea of copyright is even worth it.

Pardon my ignorance, but could you explain what “to slide into [someone’s] DMs” means? It’s the sliding that’s throwing me off, because I have no idea what it could mean here.

Because our system is based on a constitution written when germ theory was still the arena of madmen. Our constitution is inadequate to the task of functioning in the modern day.

Here you go. Click through to the original TMZ piece for more.

Looks like the sort of guy who might need to have his face kicked in a little.

We’re around. Mostly avoiding these assholes.

BA in medieval history. If she had received a graduate level education in it, she might have been educated out of stupidity.