I hope so, but we’ve also been foretelling the implosion since the 08 results rolled in.

When he stopped by Iowa we asked him how he’d deal with an obstructive congress. He said he’d do what it took Obama too long to realize he should do - lots of executive orders.

Because submitting and debasing yourself before the naked orgy of capitalism is more family friendly than topless dancers. This fucking country.

I think her eyebrows are attractively striking and enhance the rest of her face, but put less interesting eyebrows on her and she doesn’t read as hyperattractive to me.

We considered it, but determined it would irrevocably damage our relationship with our parents.

Not to mention that the word they want is “hordes.”

It’s pretty amusing when they chime in with the “trophies made them entitled” bit because they never ask themselves who gave us the trophies. Because then they’d have to look themselves in the mirror.

I received participation trophies as a child. Even got a real trophy, I think, for “winning” something or other - as much as a bunch of eight year olds can win in a game of soccer.

Precisely because he will listen and the others won’t.

And those are great. But clearly this one isn’t meant to do that. Just get something cut properly for it, Miley!

It consistently astonishes me without really surprising me that it’s never the forced birthers who get shot to death for their views.

Do I participate in the war on chocolate by eating it so it can’t threaten people?

Not too long a delay or it will mold, though.

Laughing so hard at this one. What kind of dumbass doesn’t understand that that’s porn?

Perhaps the control was ORs where the patient doesn’t get to choose.

Okay. My surgery playlist:

For both, anything so long as nobody gets pubes stuck in their teeth.

Do it vigorously and with complete disregard for society.

I see the mask from Jason X.

If Planned Parenthood actually were “a barbaric baby-harvesting mill staffed by infant-hating demons” I think I might actually love it even more than I do now, and I love it quite a lot already.