This kind of crap makes me wonder if the idea of copyright is even worth it.

Pardon my ignorance, but could you explain what “to slide into [someone’s] DMs” means? It’s the sliding that’s throwing me off, because I have no idea what it could mean here.

Because our system is based on a constitution written when germ theory was still the arena of madmen. Our constitution is inadequate to the task of functioning in the modern day.

Here you go. Click through to the original TMZ piece for more.

Looks like the sort of guy who might need to have his face kicked in a little.

We’re around. Mostly avoiding these assholes.

BA in medieval history. If she had received a graduate level education in it, she might have been educated out of stupidity.

As an amateur fencer, I will look into trial by combat should I ever need to go to trial for any reason.

Tubgirl is the one that taught me to check the destination.

It was interesting to see who they were trying to expose: Trump, Bush, and Walker got the most talking time, I feel like. Rand Paul didn’t get much but tried to make up for it by interrupting people. Between Rubio and Cruz, I feel like Rubio got less time, but Cruz got only a bit too. And they clearly were feeling…

Having any kind of maternity leave is better than the vast majority of other employers in the U.S.

You are a beautiful gem of an author. Please do not let Jezebel destroy you.

There’s a photo in the article cited in this rewrite. You’d think they would just use that.

Much injury. Such reason to fear! Very racism. Wow.

If he threw it out on purpose, I’d keep my new signed copy and consider seeing if he could give me a signed copy of divorce papers. You don’t fuck with people’s cherished belongings, especially their books.

Yeah, asking him where the birth certificate is in this situation would be hilarious.

It’s a tricky thing. There are a number of women who embrace non-derogatory use of the word (basically, using it the way a guy might refer to his dick) but a number o women who also are just extremely uncomfortable with the word at all, i large part because of its force as an insult here.

I’m pretty sure she’s said something about it before, but there’s honestly too much work to find a half-remembered statement for me to bother going looking.

I think I can give a bit of an answer to this.

I feel like Kane’s at his best when he’s either full on silent monster heel, or all-in on the comedy. Anything in between just doesn’t work that well.