Now we just need a woman to take the Intercontinental title back. Her win against Jeff Jarrett remains one of my favorite growing up.

One of the worst things, I think, is the utter abomination that is the Divas Title. First of all, ugh the name. Yes, branding, so it can slide for now, but ugh. Second, what the fuck with the design? Seriously.

I really, really like the word funkadactyl though.

More like this:

Several times.

Once had a friend ask me to do an Alabama Slamma on him. Outside. On the ground. So I did. He wasn’t so keen on it afterward.

Excellent. When my brother and I would mess around as kids we decided to test the Figure Four and see if it would actually hurt.

That figure four was a thing of beauty.

And even then, fuck Branstasche.

They’re up to 15 or 16 candidates.

He wishes he were taller so he could look even more like he’s talking down to the president in this picture.

I think that’s absolutely a worthwhile story to read, and very much needed. I’m still not convinced on it, but I think you’ve hit exactly what could be valuable about the book.

This only makes it seem more likely that Watchman is just the lawyer’s shitty fanfiction she’s conned Harper Lee into allowing to be published under her name.

I got $5 for my first tooth, a dollar for the others after. Either the tooth fairy hated me, or my parents weren’t loaded. I wonder...

Nope. Although I’m sure it can apply to that, it’s originally a description of women scissoring.

Glad to be of service. Pornsplainer away!

Tribbing is scissoring, and dogging is sex in public places with strangers.

So millennials are wanting one of the girls from Teen Mom to be their stepmother, get with another lady, and squirt. All five in one go. Boom.

If you haven’t read Tretheway’s book Thrall, stop what you’re doing and read it now.

Cubanos are the white peoples of Latin America, yes. But his features and complexion, and America’s singular focus on not being able to tell what anyone is outside broad strokes of “black”, “white,” “Asian,” and “other brown” will land him in the “other brown” category. I mean, there’s a huge chunk who don’t…