Please stop trying to explain what a Latino is to a Latino. We’re read as people of color in the U.S. unless we’re basically chalk white and if our last name isn’t indicative.

Keeping it short because I don’t have time for this. Is he Latino? Yes. His his skin darker than chalk? Yes. He’s a person of color. He’s a shitty one who hates the rest of us, but he is.

*unless the person of color is Marco Rubio or one of his immediate family members. Then he cares.

I know the brand because I use their polish.

It’s all the same color to me.

She doesn’t seem to understand that a healthy relationship can never come about through coercion.

By Jove, I think we’ve got it!

Maybe he’s still alive. Maybe he just body hops from president to president, an immortal spirit forced to abandon its body when the old one ceases to be president.

Makes a lot of sense to me.

Been mostly hanging out on The Salad Bowl and Groupthink when I’m online, spending a lot of time prepping for my Comps.

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d call that indifference so much as efficiency and quick thinking.

I haven’t written any books yet, but when I do I’ll be able to achieve my dream.

Or like fucking a Hoover!

Good rule of thumb for anyone aspiring to deliver babies: be kind, a little witty, and listen to the mother-to-be. Whether you’re a midwife, or a woman doctor, or a man doctor, just make sure to do those things in addition to what methods your training prescribes.

A pretty high contender, but is it really better than this one?

A number of these make a lot of sense.

Wrong war, too. Like, all kinds of dumb in this guy’s brain.

Maybe the governor can set up this online service, have this county clerk fired, and use the money that would have paid for his salary to fund the online service?

But only if Hillary makes it to the general. We can try to get Bernie on the ticket until then.

Hail Satan, Senator asshole.