Maybe he’s still alive. Maybe he just body hops from president to president, an immortal spirit forced to abandon its body when the old one ceases to be president.

Makes a lot of sense to me.

Been mostly hanging out on The Salad Bowl and Groupthink when I’m online, spending a lot of time prepping for my Comps.

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d call that indifference so much as efficiency and quick thinking.

I haven’t written any books yet, but when I do I’ll be able to achieve my dream.

Or like fucking a Hoover!

Good rule of thumb for anyone aspiring to deliver babies: be kind, a little witty, and listen to the mother-to-be. Whether you’re a midwife, or a woman doctor, or a man doctor, just make sure to do those things in addition to what methods your training prescribes.

A pretty high contender, but is it really better than this one?

A number of these make a lot of sense.

Wrong war, too. Like, all kinds of dumb in this guy’s brain.

Maybe the governor can set up this online service, have this county clerk fired, and use the money that would have paid for his salary to fund the online service?

But only if Hillary makes it to the general. We can try to get Bernie on the ticket until then.

Hail Satan, Senator asshole.

I’m saying the U.S. Men’s team has a long way to go before they’re of comparable quality to the U.S. Women’s team.

D.C. Passed it. Then Congress overrode it, because D.C. doesn’t actually have the right to pass it’s own laws without the federal legislature having veto power.

Add to the savings from not having to arrest people for possession and such and I wonder what the net gain is.

Well, you can if you actually try to get the ball into the goal direct from corner. But yeah, that doesn’t happen often.

They always have been. It’s the men’s team that’s never quite gotten there. But yeah, it’s been a long 16 years for the USWNT.

Now if only the men’s team could take a leaf from their book and just go nuts at the opposition at the start of the game. They might go far.

It’s been a long time since I felt like I was watching the USWNT just go nuts against opposition. This is awesome.