Stupid typo.

From what I hear of the books, “I want to fuck you into next week” was probably the least offensively terrible line ever uttered in connection to the series.

I wouldn’t. Ugh. Hated Less than Zero.

Even with the non-call, I feel as if the French keeper would still have played it cute in the end and ruined it for her team.

Just goes to show she’s only able to peddle the same bullshit. She can’t even pretend there’s any other reason than “My turn now” that anyone should vote for her.

Progressive woman? Take a nap.

That’s my choice if, and only if, Hillary wins the primary. She’s not an inevitability.

Transcancerous?

Me and the wife. The bed was slamming against the wall.

C was not. C was up to that point still a virgin. It wasn’t until later that year that my wife convinced her that God wasn’t going to smite her if she had sex with her fiance.

Yeah, they were kind of shitty people. My wife even hooked them up with the guys they went on to marry. Never a bit of recognition for it, though.

This seems like the thread to share it. Personal anecdote time!

Collective nouns can take the plural. It’s standard in British English, nonstandard in American, but there’s nothing wrong with it.

The Powder Room feels lonely. Maybe Jezebel can visit sometimes.

The fuck is up with your dumb ass capitalization?

Envelopes.

Envelope.

Missing apostrophe.

Makes me think of this song:

You know that someone, somewhere is thinking “Well, at least Hef offered it and gave her the choice.”