Started googling ass-eating gifs to choose one after seeing you didn’t really like the Girls one. Too many choices. Too much porn to properly choose and put one without getting flagged. Settled on this, which inexplicably came up in the search:

Hey there, big guy. The sun’s getting real low.

Sounds to me she might be the chronic masturbator’s soulmate.

Well, I actually liked this one. Still not sold on the Batman one.

I know. Are we in real life?

U.S. up 2-1 now. This is weird to watch.

Tuned in late due to meetings. I wonder to what extent this might be indicative of improement in the U.S. men’s game. Or are a lot of the German bench playing?

Australia was tenacious, but you need more than tenacity. Hard to argue that you were the better team when you lost 3-1.

We only need to vote her in if she wins the primary. And that’s not something we should declare done - better to vote for a real leftist in the primary and only vote for her if she wins the nomination.

Can we talk about how fucking ridiculous the definition of an undue burden is? Because I’m pretty sure making shit practically impossible should count as an undue burden to achieving that shit.

On this ass I build my church.

Or non-babies who should definitely be sitting in a real seat at this point.

Only partially, of course. She still feels somewhat like putting them on blast for refusing to tattoo a drunk lady.

She could just be incredibly stupid and the greatness of her stories and novels might come down to accident.

Yeah. And Sweden’s looking very tired on the field and has been for the last third of this match. That’s not good going forward in the tournament.

Nigeria’s been doing great at beating the Swedish flank. They just need to finish more and be smarter about defending corners.

Reina de mi corazón.

Look at it as growing pains. The women’s international game is what, around 30-35 years old for its oldest players? And the Women’s World Cup is only 24 years old. I’m older than that. We’re basically in the second generation of players for the big teams (the U.S., Germany, et al.). Countries like Ivory Coast are…

Eh, this is the kind of game that Germany just seems to get now and again in major tournaments. If given the chance, they always crush an opponent with some kind of absurd scoreline, men’s or women’s team. Look at Germany-Saudi Arabia 2002 8-0 (WC), Germany-Argentina 2007 11-0 (WWC), Germany-Argentina 6-1 (WWC),…

Agreed. Germany-Norway should be great.