She's wearing green in honor of Pickle, you jerks.

He just did a decent thing for the first time in like a decade of milking his maverick reputation with zero evidence. GOP credit belongs with Murkowski and Collins, who were early "No"'s even through the troll in chief's political blackmail.

At the time of Apu's creation there also weren't nearly as many prominent Indian / South Asian performers in American media. Even in live action movies, Indian characters went to Caucasian actors (e.g. Fisher Stevens in Short Circuit 2). People like Kondabolu, Aziz Ansari, and Kumail Nanjiani have raised awareness a…

If you look at how the line spacing on that paper coincides with the three-hole punches, it's clearly college-ruled paper. No nine-year-old writes on college-ruled paper without their hands burning off.

Their most recent common ancestor was known to have haggled for twelve hours straight in an attempt to return a suit for full price despite having a mustard stain on it, in Dukla, Poland circa 1790.

We can be mad about lots of things

unqualified Secretary of Energy and unqualified dipshit Rick Perry

The social awkwardness probably had more to do with the fact that you had your hand on his thigh, for reasons you couldn't explain but which neither of you questioned.

Given the sort of incidents happening at high-profile concerts recently, "teens acting like idiots on a larger scale than usual" is pretty quaint.

"The Gang Solves the Steppenwolf Situation"

Repeat newswires are made from far, far less than "major artist commits suicide," even if the follow-up is obvious.

John Leguizamo will reprise his role as the Clown, but in keeping with the trend towards gritty realism he will forgo the fat suit and just gain 90 lbs.

"The Hannity Tries Desperately to Win an Award"

Unlike much of the nü-metal that came out in the late '90s / early '00s, Linkin Park never seemed malicious. Their music was nothing if not earnest. They also seemed to have a sense of humor about themselves, as evidenced by their collaboration with The Lonely Island for the Popstar soundtrack.

*Eric briefly steps out from cupboard under the stairs*
"Father, does this mean I can do deals if only t-"
"NO"

Go shawty, it's yo birthday
You're 37 so have a nice tasteful birthday
We gonna sip white wine then pass out like it's yo birthday
And you know we won't hit da club cuz it's yo birthday

So you want a realistic, down-to-earth comment section that voices its hatred for The Simpsons but is also completely off-the-wall and swarming with Simpsons quotes?

Tax purposes

Giving up your seat so easily? Way to NOT plant, Ann

It's not bad, mainly because of the Dap Kings. Kesha's vocals feel out of place. She's best when she's in snotty dance queen mode. The soul aesthetic feels off. But, given everything she's been through, writing a sincere song of any genre is clearly cathartic.