EVERYBODY BETRAY ME! I AM FED UP WITH LIVIN' IN THIS LONELY WORLD!!!

Bannon hit him with a force lightning overdose.

AHH WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BEEKEEPER

The original has a palpable sense of anti-Japanese discrimination, and making Mr. Miyagi a basically normal guy (though with considerable "Magical Asian" aspects) with a tragic backstory was kind of a big deal in the '80s.

The nepotism of Part III is also hilarious, as that's John G. Avildsen's son playing Snake, a pudgy white teenager described as "LA's Bad Boy."

The Karate Kid is a legit great sports movie. It's utterly predictable, but the unusual relationship between Mr. Miyagi and Daniel is irresistibly charming.

Blaming one's ignorance of modern music on "Trump's America" is about as The AV Club as it gets.

*Eric briefly comes out from under the stairs*

Oh, I wish I was dead. Oy.

Fun fact: in a rather beautiful gesture to show the fraudulence of white American evangelical Christianity, Kris Kobach attends a church called "Open Doors."

As there is currently no wall, he was able to easily shout deportation statistics from DC with negligible interference and a reasonable three-hour delay due to the speed of sound.

Rivers Cuomo, meanwhile, is verbally dismantling a sweater.

A justice department committed to combating reverse racism is, by definition, a reverse justice department.

SharknaD'oh!

Almost by definition, liberals have more of an impulse towards humor than conservatives. As you say, Clinton was an easy target in many senses, but it's not like there was a renaissance of right-wing humor during his presidency, mostly because "right-wing humor" is barely a category.

Adam Carolla is in his mid-50s and Ben Shapiro is 33. As neither of them work at a college or have been present at one in any significant capacity in at least a decade, I don't give a shit what they have to say about free speech on college campuses.

The decision was moochual

It was a moochual agreement

Bannon's looking shaky. To be fair, that's also the alcoholism.

I have fond memories of stopping by them through drives from Minnesota to Ohio when I was a kid. The food was nothing special (not that I gave a shit back then), but it was the country store out front that really sold it.