They got the right Franco for this one.

Bill is pretty much the definition of a Masshole. His style is often adversarial (he got a crowd of Philadelphians to cheer him after trashing the shit out of their city for like ten minutes), but there's also a self-awareness to his boneheaded opinions that makes it easier to take.

I DRESS YOUR MANNEQUIN! I DRESS IT UP!

Also consider the fact that the Genie was confined to a lamp which, being adults who can now soberly assess the limits of material science, we can conclude could not have possibly enclosed his entire mass without excruciating, Geneva Convention-defying pain.

That's too much, man!

I was not at all aware that they were planning on a farewell album. I saw them perform Pink last August and they didn't seem aged at all.

♫ Heel with bad eyes keeps on turning ♫

It's a nice window into the irrelevance of the commentariat when a story like this shows up as the "most read" article, even though the vast majority of commenters have never heard of the subjects in question.

Based on Ignatiy's review and others, it seems that by far the best part of the movie is the weird Breakfast Club-esque dramedy that brings them together in the first place. That the writers actually put some thought into the high school social aspect of it - the shittiest part of the show, which is saying something -…

Taking staid genres and making them offbeat/hilarious/interesting makes up most of Edgar Wright's filmography.

Netflix and shill

Not since that ice sculpture scene in Edward Scissorhands has Johnny Depp upset so many snowflakes.

No, just 2047 different director's cuts of the original.

GOOP's health plan is still better than GOP's

Little bot, little bot

It also hasn't opened internationally, which is where most of the money comes in.

A while ago I remember seeing a commenter with the handle "Pauddle of Rudd." He didn't comment much, but his username made me laugh pretty hard.

It's kind of adorable that Smash Mouth is the self-appointed arbiter of feuds no one gives a shit about. Also, you can tell they agonized over whether to call Slipknot "All Stars" before settling on "American Icons."

Douche Ex Machina

Yeah, for all the faults of Spiderman 3 I do like that they clearly showed Eddie Brock is a piece of shit from the beginning, with no hint of redemption. There's no point in introducing complications to the character.