We're here
We're weird
We don't want any more neckbeards

In so many ways it would be a fitting end to the Trump administration to go out in an orange mocha frappuccino gasoline fight.

Not even Captain America's shield can withstand this hot take

It was probably Kevin James, the once and future King James.

Frozen with an axe Jack Torrance-style in a vat of Dippin' Dots.

Guess who's back
Back again
[TURN TAPE OVER]
Shady's back
Tell a friend
[TURN TAPE OVER]

Probably misses his old glasses

Ah geez, there goes the promo potential for The Comedy Central Roast In Hell of Donald Trump. I hear Jeff Ross is gonna wear a suit made entirely out of flames.

The Big League Box can be yours for only $69 a month; yes, Trump is actually charging $69 for this thing, which is basically like lobbing a softball right at the internet and waiting for everyone to say “Nice” in unison.

The people most interested in buying baby parts are the people trying to frame Planned Parenthood for selling baby parts.

Oompa Loompa doopity do
I've got a resignation for you
Oompa Loompa doopity dee
If you are wise you'll resign like Dubke

You'd think he would know better, as a past performer at the Def Comedy Jam.

Jesus, another Stephen Miller. Between this and arguably the most racist guy in the Trump administration, we as a society are doing a terrible job of honoring the legacy of the Space Cowboy.

Pence could arguably be worse had he actually been the nominee. President Pence taking over a nationally-humiliated GOP is a very different story.

Halloween: The Curse of Madea Myers

When Always Sunny eventually ends, this'll be the perfect place for Charlie to go and have his own Joey-esque spinoff.

Someone sent me one. I got one with Stifler here, doing “Yes!” It’s an Old School … He’s got a big mullet here.

I've made a huge meth-take.

Hang in there!

When I was 8 or 9 I had seen the trilogy at least once, but my first solid memory is of watching Return of the Jedi on a Saturday night in an unusually good mood, because at some other point that night I had learned that we weren't going to church the next day. In my family, there were only like two Sundays a year…