Hey come on. Jeb was one of those super-brave republicans who remembered he has a white daughter, tweeted his disapproval, and forgot about it like a week later.

He got stuck with a really shitty government job

THANKS ORBAMA

I sometimes fall down WatchMojo ranking rabbit holes. It's mindless but it's fun from time to time. Anyways, they had one on the Top 10 Joker portrayals that I watched recently. It has all the predictable ones at top - Ledger, Hamill, Nicholson. Leto isn't on the list, but he makes the honorable mentions.

Paul W.S. Anderson will be replaced by Paul Thomas Anderson, and Milla Jovovich will be replaced by Jonny Greenwood.

Holy shit, I just watched a few clips of The Bar Mitzvah Boy for the first time and it's hysterical. I laugh every single time Seth Meyers / Michael Che tries to make small talk with him and he's utterly unable to break from the routine. Also the repeated use of awful punchlines: "I mean, I've heard of recess, but…

You're probably thinking of "Hugh Don't Know Jack About Animals!", the all-Hugh game show that is also owned by Univision.

Pretty amateur preparation. If you're really serious about hug avoidance you should always assume your opponent's entrance music is 50 Cent's "In da club."

I lose it at his contractual obligation to mention Powerade at each family grace.

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That has pretty rapidly not become the issue here.

Why can't you be more like Buster? He became a ghostbuster to protect this family.

Well then it's not working. It's not supposed to make you feel smarter, it's supposed to make you feel like your family has been there for generations and you WILL go there to protect this family's legacy, young man, all while under the ominous stare of an oil portrait of your great-grandfather.

Nice to see someone takin' the starch out of that stuffed shirt!

Spiderman 3 bit off way more than it could chew and was a mess by the end, but it had hints of greatness to it. The funk montage that everyone points to as a sign of its horribleness is actually part of that. The entire scene is a perfect example of what a harmless nerd like Peter thinks being a badass is.

And then she realized, she was no longer a Batgirl … she was a Batwoman.

"Farenheit 11/9? Wasn't that his first movie?"
- Most other countries

Well this'll be a unique anecdote to put on his online dating profile, in between claims of pretending to like hiking and comparing himself to Ron Swanson.

You TELL that insanely wealthy pop star whose music is made for teenagers.

What's wrong with being sexy?